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Counter-Strike 1.6 Public :: cs.md-clan.co.uk:27015

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Gungame Mod :: cs.md-clan.co.uk:27060

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Server Rules
We don't like to restrict your enjoyment on our server, but we all follow the rules and still have a great laugh.
Abuse Our servers tend to have banter on them, because our members have known each other for a fair amount of time. However, outright abuse from any commoner will definitely result in that commoner being tortured and abused in a way that dwarves the original incident and involves a lot of giggling like schoolboys, pretty much pissing all over anything the perpetraitor can muster in reply, and outweighing anything that they could've possibly done wrong in the first place. You have been warned!
Age-limits Our server is 18+ and based in the UK. We do allow younger people on but only if they show maturity and don't mind a load of adults talking mostly filth. On some occasions, people will've had a drink or been out for the night. So you WILL get adult content on our server, and if you're of the faint of heart it probably isn't the place for you to play.
Cheating Cheating is a permanent ban on our server. Not only do we run VAC2 on our CS server, but arguably the best anticheat of all - an active amount of admins with a decent amount of experience.
Complaints If you have an issue with the behaviour of an admin or clan members, please contact Gaq, geggy, Smokesta or Titchener by any means listed on the contact page. However - our clan have an almost free reign on our server so only very severe cases of rule-breaking will provoke any action from Clan Admin.
Inside Jobs Friendlyfire isn't on on our server but deliberate teamflashing or general own-team-mate-afflicting madness will not be tolerated.
Language NO MOON LANGUAGE. If you're going to have the audacity to be foreign in the first place, then make sure you speak English in that funny, quirky away that gringos tend to. May be subject to goading and tormenting.
Microphones All of our members chat over mics, probably excessively, but then again we own the server. We promote the use of mics and will continue to do so for years to come, because that's where we believe the atmosphere comes from. If you're picked on by any members because you're new to it all, a piece of advice: Take it in good heart, very rarely will anything be meant by it. If you don't like being spoken over during your gaming experience, then again, md:24 is not the server for you - we won't stop chatting on anyone's account.
Moaning Moaning about rates, reg or anything else will get you a kick. If you don't like the "reg" (which I assure you is VERY good indeed on our server), then just leave the server and find another one because we aren't forcing you to stay and complain. Moaning about other players' rates is another good way of getting kicked. We don't tolerate "rate hacking", if such a thing exists - and a polite word to a md. player is enough, if we decide we have to take action, we will. Our members prefer good sports playing with us, because no-one likes a moaner.
Newbies Our server is regulars-based. We have a policy whereby if you're new to the md server, expect everybody to try and wind you up. This ensures that people who keep coming back can take a laugh and are worth having around, and are possibly worth recruiting.
Pings If your ping is disrupting other players' experiences, you will be kicked.