md.Gaq Admin Name Andy Age 23 Location Essex, England Weapon FN P90 Spurs apologist, general music fan and Forum-botherer. Gaq formed the clan in 2002, and wondered why all these daft clans couldn't just get a big a public server and all play together, sharing exchanges over their microphones. That winning formula made the clan what it is, despite some early moaning from the man himself. Can often be ratty and miserable, but doesn't mean to be really, and what do you expect from a Spurs fan? Regularly jaunting round The City in all kinds of seedy haunts getting off-his-face on rubbish "topped" beers. md.geggy Admin Name Liam Age 26 Location Gloucestershire, England Weapon Colt M4A1 Carbine Various rumours have centred around geggy through the years, from the suspicion that he's a bit red on top, to certain evidence suggesting his name is actually 'Alf'. Luckily he put at least one of these rumours to bed at the meet, and proved that he can be a bit of a beatfreak at a party. On the dancefloor, geggy's feet are like water! geggs recently "sold out to the man" working for Yuppie Enterprises PLC in London Taaaan, meaning of a night he strutted around Stringfellows chucking wads of cash everywhere like some kind of blingwad, but thankfully that's all over now. Mild-mannered but occasionally outrageous, Liam is universally loved by all. md.Smokesta Admin Name Adam Age 24 Location Hertfordshire, England Weapon Colt M4A1 Carbine Site creator and closet homosexual, student Smokey spends his time obsessing over The OC, James Blunt, website-creating, collecting fees thereof, getting really drunk, and much, much more! I heard that Smokesta isn't actually gay, but has kissed a man on a number of occasions in the past. Smokey will never "sell out to the man" like geggy, because Smokey is going to start his own company and become dead cosy. Plenty of "tension" between Adam and Titch lately, for the record. For the benefit of all psychopaths reading this text: Smokesta does not even KNOW any girls from Finland! md.Titchener Admin Name Mark Age 24 Location Surrey, England Weapon Colt M4A1 Carbine Titch, who pretends to be a Sarf Londoner despite his postcode placing him in Surrey, joined the clan following an away period from CS and former clan EEV. Chelsea scum Mark is another budding motorist and this ensures excessive talk about fucking cars in the channel with the other Top Gear fans, which ten times out of ten will be moaning about insurance prices. Is built like a brick shithouse, likes that shitheap Hard-Fi and also allegedly is partial to the more "mature" lady. Oooh I say! May or may not have pm'ed Gaq once just to call him, and I quote, a "silly sausage". Suspected "Hello Magazine" reader, and Big Brother fan. md.Aziraphale Full Member Name Rick Age 24 Location Hertfordshire, England Weapon Benelli M3 Super90 Shotgun Otherwise known as "Posh Rick", Azi has enjoyed a return to form of late after big periods of not hanging out with us anymore. Responsible for the conjuring and eventual summoning of drunken buffoon Smokesta "back in the day", little can doubt the Azi influence on the clan after he ditched his "ub3r pr0" 69ER clan for us. Haha! Liable to grow his hair until a bouffant like Eddy (despite being resigned to going bald by next year) and champion nerdy elf-stabbing Level 60 Warcraft player. Posh Rick could just run me over with his Bentley or knock me out with one of his gay zippo lighter tricks or something, or have "Jeeves" the butler bludgeon me with a candlestick, so I will stop talking about him now. md.pip Full Member Name Phil Age 23 Location Stoke-on-Trent, England Weapon Sig SG-552 Commando pip is a dirty Northern monkey, oh yes he is! His repetoire includes mispelling things with often-WACKY consequences, or unconvincingly defending himself against the latest onslaught of banter from the rest of the clan. Once accidentally referred to a night out at his local as "going down the Pube", while other gems include the repeated use of "laterly" and pip's favourite brand of lager, "garlsberg". Posesses metal legs and it was recently found out that he owns a pony. Pink in colour, pip enjoys styling the pony's hair with a hairbrush and experimenting with make-up. Half-Scouse Liverpool fan and support act to Gaq's Pool masterclasses. md.Lazyboy Full Member Name Kyle Age 21 Location Essex, England Weapon Colt M4A1 Carbine Sarfend chap Lazyboy joined way back in 2004 after we'd made him change his famously shit nickname, which was the sort of Internet crime you'd only see from a teenage girl on MSN Messenger. Kyle has since taken on the self-imposed mission to have a row with every foreigner who comes to our server, and seems to possess some kind of "magnetism" for their incomprehensible ranting. Bizarrely, Kyle is a massive fan of that right old racket "KoRn", and has their logo tatooed on his arse. In real life, Lazy can be seen regularly in scum-frequented nightspot "Talk" on Sarrrfend Seafraaaant with various other peroxide-blonde types. md.Fuzzy Full Member Name Joe Age 24 Location Derry, Northern Ireland Weapon Colt M4A1 Carbine Fuzzy hails from near Belfast, where terrorists freely roam the streets. While not out on the piss guzzling many pints of some of that fine black Irish cider all those paddies love so much, Joe will either be on the server for 9 hours at a time or continuing his quest to supply Ireland with the finest stained-glassed windows money can buy. Has more or less taken over waylander's crown concerning propping up the rest of the server score-wise, but does that mean we love Joe any less? I think not. Is now responsible for spin-off product "cav", and also for half of the clan now liking The Pogues following Christmas tuneage. md.Rayvon Full Member Name David Age 20 Location Bath, England Weapon Colt M4A1 Carbine You'd think that when you're a farmer like Dave, ploughing the fields day and night would be a hard job that limited your spare time. Not so. Rayvon is a full-time bum, his only jobs being "playing CS", and having become a successful regular after a few months of hanging around, it was our turn to be successful - at abducting him from his former clan! Apparently Bath is a "city" because it has a Post Office and that. Well, it does have at least one famous resident in Rayvon - he provided backup vocals on Shaggy's Number 1 hit "It Wasn't Me"! md.waylander Full Member Name Phil Age 29 Location Northumberland, England Weapon Flashbang Nearing middle-age, stinky Northerner waylander spends his days yelling at hapless youngsters in his hectic managerial day-job. Fortunately he doesn't take this to the server with him and our members get off scot-free for their laddish behaviour, usually reflected when 'lander lets them pummel him into terrible scorelines and doesn't do anything when we call him old. Is desperate to attend a meet and to put his teetotal days behind him, quite possibly dancing like a lunatic to geggy's "Jump Around" - he'll have to beware of geggy's extraordinarily raunchy dancemoves though! Has championed teamflashing and is often confused with ED Head Admin "Waylander", usually with "hilarious" consequences! md.weetabix Full Member Name Alex Age 25 Location Stirling, Scotland Weapon AK-47 Having found his way onto CS 1.6 via the as yet not-exactly-well-recieved Source, 'bix became an md regular and eventually won himself a trial. Luckily, weety brought an end to the absence of Jocks from md, having seen the exits of the last two many moons ago. Named after your favourite breakfast cereal, Alex spends his time with his head buried in machinery as part of his engineering degree or complaining about the calculations used on our Psychostats page. Is possibly the only living Scot to wear an England football shirt, let alone support the team that they so fiercely oppose. Och aye the noo! md.fingers Full Member Name Sam Age 21 Location The Shire, Middle Earth Weapon Knife fingers, consistant runner-up in the poshie league table for the clan, lives over in The Shire with various other colourful hairy-footed Tolkien characters. Sam, who has just the one kidney after he drove his quad-bike off a cliff and nearly died, is widely reknowned as one of the more sensible types, ensuring he's in bed by 7.30pm - and even leaving the clan to concentrate on exams! Don't shout it too loudly - Samundo is a ska punk fan. Has quite an army of pretty female friends, but is not a gayer in any shape or form. md.eyebrows Full Member Name Ste Age 27 Location Brighton, England Weapon Colt M4A1 Carbine Ste, who recently moved to Brighton for unknown reasons, joined the clan after quite bizarrely turning up for a meet, and then getting himself a disgustingly decadant PC so he could play games with us. Prior to that, eyebrows has hung about in various places being right cheeky, complaining about failed MySpace conquests, having ginger hair, and being a Broommmaaaay. Can ordinarily be found lingering in the channel, busting some anecdote about a flatmate or two. Serves as some kind of "online wife" to Rayvon, although Titch seems to have muscled in laterly! md.Spiff Full Member Name Paul Age 29 Location Surrey, England Weapon Epic Dual Elites Original md member since the stone-age, Paolo is primarily a WoW goon these days, when not flouncing around exploiting his managerial position in a popularly-known gaming store. Liable to explode when chimps misread his name as "Spliff", (especially if there's no Pepsi Max on hand to calm him right down) Spiff has many fingers in many pies, for he can be spotted not only on md but occasionally on Bubblegun, SA, his guild forums et al. Wacky and personable, we all love Paul and what he stands for, particularly after a long period of absence. SPIFF LOVES CALVIN & HOBBES. md.shiver Full Member Name Nick Age 19 Location East Anglia, England Weapon AK-47 Stocky, beer-swilling rugby type. shivs puts all of us to shame in the fitness stakes, but he probably attended Eton or something so doesn't get to be cheeky. Has become akin to 'the man who can get it for you' from Shawshank lately. Be it warez, movies, music, or things like bouncers, webspace and the like - shivs has it all in the inside-pocket of his dodgy looking trenchcoat. Invariably confusing the fuck out of all and sundry by including two of himself in IRC, but comes in handy when everyone's ISPs blow up each week and they scream for help on the Forums. Has been exchanging gifts with Lazyboy via post during recent weeks, in what can only be assumed as some kind of bizarre seductive courtship ritual. Knock it off you two! md.Durial Full Member Name Callum Age 2 Location Essex, England Weapon Stam Buff Profile to follow. Profile to follow. Profile to follow. 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